First off, Ollo all.
Im Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy. Born in another planet sent to ..mm... here. Blue colored, giant head n kinda totally weird. Only 8 days with my parents and i was sent to ....down here to fulfill my destiny. Not alone but with my friend minion. Sorry..."Minion". He is the best best best best compaennion  compa-neon hmn.. friend one could ever have. I was weird by look. But, there was somethin more , much more important. My amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem.